When a female gives one male oral sex then right after shes done goes and kisses/makes out with another man. So basically it's kinda like the first guy's dick is in the second's mouth hence "dick-to-mouth".
She was in the room with Dan for quite sometime, then when she came out she was making out with Sean. I am willing to bet that Sean got some dick-to-mouth there.
by HannerCBF August 9, 2009
"Dick In Mouth" or "D.I.M" is an acronym for someone(usually a guy) whos is basically an idiot, acts like a retard or is simply a dumb fuck and would look better with the "dick in the their mouth"
"Hey dick in mouth , what the fuck are you doing over there? You gonna get that done or pound salt up your ass?!"
by Optimus Doozer October 20, 2006
the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!
by piturca October 17, 2011
A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
by fgsdfsq November 5, 2014
Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
by Big Sammy Fish Head May 16, 2008
Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:
She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.
Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?
Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?
by TargetThis March 31, 2009
John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.
George: Get my dick out your mouth!!
George: Get my dick out your mouth!!
by jaydub114 July 30, 2007