1. u get a benz when u hit 16
2. u think ur black
3. u say vhat instead of what
3. ur dad owns a convience store or fill-up station
4. uve ever thought twice about computers, engineering, or becoming a doctor
5. ur validictorian
6. youve wanted to have sex your whole life but couldnt find a girl/guy
7. u think ur a pimp
8. u ever said ferrari was going to be your first car
9. ur last name is khan (i jsut knocked out half of pakistan with tht one)
9. u think u can dance (btw for thsoe of u who arent confident in your skills, dont try.. its not a pretty site)
10. have heard 'all u have to do is study' atleast once in ur life
11. u dont kno wat to bubble in for ethnicity on the SAT
ve r' indo-pak and' ve r' gay! representing the gey south asian com-munity!
by husain May 25, 2005
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Also often used as urban slang; a more ethnic term for brother or close friend.
It can be considered the Indian equivalent to the “inoffensive” version of the N-word.
yo desi.

wassup my desi?

my desi got mad connections.

you one crazy desi!

run desi run!
by tdh April 12, 2007
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In Australian slang, a term for an utter fool or a term of abuse for general idiotic behaviour. Also used to describe someone when inebriated. Derived from the name Desmond which is considered an old fashioned name often ridiculed in the manner of Nigel.
"Settle down you desi."

"You are one pissed desi."

"He is acting like a complete desi."

"You desi."
by MarkoGabba October 26, 2006
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A moron who nods the head sideways for both 'yes' and 'no'. Usually spends entire life 'saving' or 'planning' for the future without living, partying and doing what his own heart desires. Almost always is amazed at and envious of any non-desi for living their life the way it makes them happy, without noticing how easy it is. Thinks he can advance in life by kissing up.
Archana is a desi bitch. Fuck her!
Apu from the the Simpsons is a classical desi buffoon.
by Fatih Usta May 24, 2008
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1.) Brown people who smell like curry when they sweat(which is almost all the time), also known as Arab wanna-be.
2.) Wild people who imitate the Negros(black people from the hood) by their clothes, style, and music.
3.) Hindu desis love steak!
4.) inventors of 'Gulab Jamen'
example 1: you are a desi

example 2: man! You smell like an athletic desi
by Jack Yezhaf November 24, 2005
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A term referring to something or someone who is from the Indian subcontinent. The Indian subcontinent is comprised of the following major countries: India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Nepal, Bhutan, and the Maldives.

Plural form: desis.

This term comes from the word Desh/Des from the Hindi language meaning country or homeland. The term "desi" originally has historical roots from the Sanskrit word "Deshah," which also means country or homeland.
I saw two hot desis at the party last Friday!”
by Victor D. Patel April 23, 2006
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A girl that is quite rude, but is one of the most loyal friends you could ever get. She tends to say what's on her mind, not caring if people get offended. If they get offended and she cares about them she'll apologize.
Desie can be a bit mean, but once you get to know her you see she's quite sweet
by Alisha666 July 22, 2011
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