david beckham

former midfielder of manchester united. He's not only famous for his femaleness but also for vomiting during WC 2006 and his professional penalties...
Ali G to david beckham: becks, we've all seen you in embarrassing clothes that make you look like a laughing stock..why are you wearin' that england football shirt?!
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david beckham

A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.
How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
HE WAS FREAKIN FABULOUS..HE HAD ONE ASSIST & WAS THE MAN OF THE MATCH!!
by kakafan07 June 17, 2007
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david beckham

An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.
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david beckham

Kaelis freaking bomb the house dad...aka the krispy kreme gangsta of futbol!
hey your skills are weak, check out mine they're david beckham!
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david Beckham

A useless person who has out lived his england career.
david beckham's penalty that went *sky high*
by K_chan June 25, 2006
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David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual
David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.
by Paul March 15, 2004
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david beckhams

a type of "kicker" branded subwoofer, usually one that puts out insane amounts of bass.
i gotta pair of David Beckhams in the trunk, also known as KICKERS!!
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