N, The better parent.
The person you can always go to when your mom is being Hitler and complaining about you for not doing your part around the house while you actually do more than she does.
He sits on the edge of your bed at night when he thinks you're asleep and rubs your forehead.
Someone who can whip your arse if you do something wrong, but doesn't go overboard with punishment. He makes you a better person.
The only name he will let you get tattooed on your body is his.
The most amazing person in the world.
The person you can always go to when your mom is being Hitler and complaining about you for not doing your part around the house while you actually do more than she does.
He sits on the edge of your bed at night when he thinks you're asleep and rubs your forehead.
Someone who can whip your arse if you do something wrong, but doesn't go overboard with punishment. He makes you a better person.
The only name he will let you get tattooed on your body is his.
The most amazing person in the world.
by ashley:) January 09, 2009

Dad: "BLAHBLAHBLABLAHSCHOOLBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSLEEPBLAHBLAHBLAHCOMPUTERBLAHBLAHBLAHYOUDOEVERYTHINGWRONGBLAHBLAHBLAH"
Son: "But dad, I-"
Dad: "FUCK YOU YOU'RE GROUNDED"
Son: "But dad, I-"
Dad: "FUCK YOU YOU'RE GROUNDED"
by True Storyz June 14, 2010

not just related to you by blood, but someone who really ares about you and what you feel, very important to kids living with their moms
by backgroundgirl June 28, 2007

by noel fielding's hairspray July 12, 2008
