Lord dortis

Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures

“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42

Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.

by OGlover21 November 23, 2019

Dorty SIMP

A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER

Oisin is a big dorty SIMP

by YouDortySlag July 28, 2020

Dorty Sanchez

When you take some ones finger who is passed out stick it in some one else's rectum and then proceed to rub under their nose with it

I hate zack price he is a dorty Sanchez

by Mendenstine May 1, 2014

dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

by Dirty ropper January 24, 2016

Dorty

Dorm party. A party held in a dorm.

“Hey you coming to the dorty tonight?”

by lolnot311y August 26, 2022

Dortis

Dortis nuts fittin in your mouth lmao

Hey man you got any Dortis?
Whats Dortis?
Lmao gottem

by TheDort December 15, 2022