custard

your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex

Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.

by Peete May 15, 2007

custard

dirty pussy juice

"I would have eaten Jenny's snatch, but there was custard dripping out of it so I decided to pass."

by potter420 May 19, 2003

custard

a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples

Please, rub the custardharder!

by Steven Hughes December 20, 2003

Custard

Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.

That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.

by The Rev Stonewall Hawkins July 6, 2011

Custard

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"

by sugs79 October 9, 2008

Custard

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

by PositveMr June 14, 2009

Custard

A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.

Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped some digits!

by Misty Moonsilver March 25, 2010