Something that is either as wonderful or as disgusting as female genitalia. May have a pejorative or positive connotation depending on context and on the ennunciator's views on female genitals in general.
1. Damn Freddy, you smell cuntasitic, is that the new axe cologne?
2. Damn Freddy, your breath smells cuntastic. You need to brush those things. Ugh.
2. Damn Freddy, your breath smells cuntastic. You need to brush those things. Ugh.
by i am in your pants November 5, 2009
by Miss Never Incorrect June 20, 2015
She pulled her undies to one side and her lesbian lover exclaimed - Wow! That looks and tastes cuntastic - it's a beaut
by Vaginia January 6, 2008
cun-tas-tik
-adjective
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Cuntasticlity-noun
1. Wonderfully irritated.
2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.
- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.
-adjective
Related Forms
Cuntasticlity-noun
1. Wonderfully irritated.
2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.
- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.
Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.
by FriendlyMotorcyclist March 9, 2012
Adj., a sarcastic exclamation or modifier combining the negative connotation of "cunt" with the positive connotation of "fantastic" as such.
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic
Broseph: Your new bitch is cuntastic, brah. She's got DDs and a presentable mug but damn, her personality is irredeemable.
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.
Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.
Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!
by Texan Tile November 9, 2010
Definition:
1.) Person(s), Thing(s), etc... that resemble or have similar properties as the female cunt.
2.) Something that is fiendish
3.) A great thing
1.) Person(s), Thing(s), etc... that resemble or have similar properties as the female cunt.
2.) Something that is fiendish
3.) A great thing
by Dean "TheJewishHeat" Tye September 15, 2004