a thing to call people if they are being stupid
Billy is an incompetent crouton.
by DoYouKnowDeWey? January 13, 2018
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Crouton originally is derived from the Canadian word "Crout." and is generally adopted by a select few in Lille. It is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.
You Sir are a crouton

Stop being a crouton

You are a Garlic and Herb crouton
by CroutonKing February 13, 2011
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Something you put in cup a soup.
Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.
by Darren McWilliam March 1, 2008
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A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.
Who says croutons aren't a meal?
by IJustAteAllYoCroutons! May 12, 2004
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When you take a French baguette, shove it up a girls vagina until she cums and then eat it.
I didn’t only toss that bitches salad, I gave her the crouton too
by Chroncat July 12, 2018
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A crouton was a racist term which applied to Caucasian race. This term originated in the 1960's civil rights movement mostly as a slur used by the black population. The term referred to higher class white people who could afford to put crouton's in their salads as a status of their wealth. In rebellion, the black population labeled these spoiled upper-class white people as 'croutons'. The term may also refer to the status of Caucasians as the "top-of-society" even though they were merely cheap, vapid "re-baked pieces of bread". This term may be in reference to the phenomena of cheap croutons floating to the top of a delicious soup.
Fuck off you crouton go back and float in your soup!
by thehistorian567 February 28, 2010
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