John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 11, 2022
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the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).
Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?
by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 16, 2020
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(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.
Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
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