craigslist

|krāgz•list|
verb

to use the website craigslist.com to post another person's address and photos in the personals section in order to trap the target into surprise anonymous sex, esp. used as a form of revenge.

abbreviated cl

Friend (girl): "Oh god, (bidet) cheated on me. I can't believe I trusted him! I can't believe how badly I'm shaking! I'm crying so... so hard. I feel like dying. I'm going to kill myself!"
Me (boy): "No, wait!"
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Hold on. OK. I just craigslisted him since I still have his address."

Alex Jones: "Man, someone craigslisted me and I had to fight off these old fat white men who wanted to be my daddy and tried to force me to be their butt slave. Must be the Illuminati!"

craigslist by señor cunty February 21, 2010

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Craigslist

A revolutionary online classifieds site that allows people who wish to buy or sell goods and services online to be raped or murdered by total strangers.

Nobody, absolutely nobody, thought my idea for changing the way unsuspecting victims were entrapped into life-threatening encounters with sociopaths had a chance. Nobody except me, that is. ~ Craig Newmark (founder of Craigslist)

Craigslist by NotCraig090y March 4, 2011

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Craigslist

One of the few good deals on the web. Too bad assholes are taking it over.

This clown does nothing but rant about other peoples postings on Craigslist, but he is never flagged off. DO people think personal abuse is an ad?

Craigslist by yorkie stomper July 6, 2008

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craigslist

1). adjective: shady, untrustworthy, possibly sexually deviant

2). verb: To bait, tempt or tease a skilled professional with false promises of financial compensation

1). "Say, that kid is totally Craigslist." "What do you mean by that?" "Creepy and in need of a nude model"

2). "I need a new website design." "Are you going to hire a graphic designer?" "No. I will probably just Craigslist my friend. He's unemployed."

craigslist by 77jim April 8, 2011