Cooked
Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
Cooked by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010
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When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.
cooked by glitterngld March 6, 2020
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Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
Cooked by Darker_Tron_Man December 7, 2017
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Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.
1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.
2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
Cooked by PlaceLondon July 4, 2016
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Person 1: What did you get on your math test?
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem
Cooked
An Australian term for someone who chuffed a durry so hard they experience a nicotine high and get all fucked up.