conrad

A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.
Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.

Person 2: That's a conrad!
by ElSlip November 22, 2022
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conrad

someone who is a geek BUT only a lil bit
Dean West. who i decided is gunna dye his hair navy blue. =D
CONRAD
by LaineMarieHoward.com September 22, 2006
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conrad

the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded
dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!
by theEaSTer BuNny October 14, 2010
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conrad

A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it
"Oye Conrad, Getta ova here!"
"Oye Conrad, You are a queerbait!"
by trevor dewitt January 14, 2008
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conrad

someone extremely preppy, who has no sense of style, and who clearly tries way too and does not succeed

can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who thinks they get or wants much more ass than they actually do get or ever will
hes so conrad, he'll never get laid
by KaReeMUH parKer January 22, 2008
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conrad

conrad bogie face
by barry big lips February 14, 2009
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The Conrad

This is a when you used a socked foot to rub your girlfriends labia while sitting in a public place.
The Conrad can be used while attending a class with your girlfriend sitting across you, you slide your foot between her legs and begin rubbing her vaginal area.

"She wanted me soo bad during class, I had to pull the Conrad just to keep her happy"
by p2brams May 13, 2010
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