absolute wanker... he is a nonce and a paedopilius... do not trust this 4 ft 8 man unless it's your last choice. also he likes daisy.
Piss off conrad
by Henry The Hover December 12, 2017
A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.
Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.
Person 2: That's a conrad!
Person 2: That's a conrad!
by ElSlip November 22, 2022
by LaineMarieHoward.com July 25, 2006
the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded
by theEaSTer BuNny October 12, 2010
A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it
by trevor dewitt January 7, 2008
someone extremely preppy, who has no sense of style, and who clearly tries way too and does not succeed
can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who thinks they get or wants much more ass than they actually do get or ever will
can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who thinks they get or wants much more ass than they actually do get or ever will
by KaReeMUH parKer January 23, 2008