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mark ii compressor 

That one motherfucker in that gta 5 lobby with kd over 100010220 becase he sits in his virgin mark ii compressor (people who use the mark ii compressor for only missions and transportation are not the same)
If u use the mark ii compressor u need to find your dad. Touch grass. And maybe some social interactions.

Arkansas Air Compressor

While sleeping naked and both partners facing away from each other with butts touching. One partner farts hard enough to shotgun their fart into their partner’s rectum.
My girlfriend didn’t pack me a lunch today. She was pretty mad that I gave her an Arkansas Air Compressor last night.

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

compressed sugar 

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.
Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?
compressed sugar by Dige46 June 14, 2018

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .
Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
Compression Shorts by Nonometo March 10, 2019

Mr Compress 

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.
Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket