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Auntie Commotion 

Female Misogynist. Hates her own gender, similar to Uncle Ruckus for black people. Thinks Men are ordained by God to rule over Women. Believes all women should stay in the kitchen and let Men run everything, hold every job, and especially control female reproductive organs. Almost always identifies as a Christian Republican.
Aw shit, Auntie Commotion's on TV again talking about how the female brain isn't suited to leadership roles
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10k commotion

Quite possibly one of the nerdiest online comics ever, about two groups of angsty kids that train to win a DDR tourney.
Yes, they take a Dance Dance Revolution tournament that seriously.
Called a manga by some, despite the fact that it's american-made.
10k commotion is one of the nerdiest things I've ever seen. The main character has a backpack with fairy wings.
10k commotion by Oni-Unit July 3, 2005

low commotion 

A "hushed hullabaloo" response from a crowd of amazed onlookers when witnessing da movement of a creature or machine from one locale to another.
Maybe a group of observers watching a newly-unveiled conveyance-contraption proceeding forwards and/or backwards would indeed start out responding with merely a "low commotion", but soon they would likely give a rousing cheer and really start noisily jumping up and down in gleeful excitement.
low commotion by QuacksO March 14, 2024

Communionated 

A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.
Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

Commotional 

When an event is stimultaneously chaotic and emotional
The craziness of packing to move and saying goodbye to good friends has been very commotional.
Commotional by TiffMoo June 2, 2017

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion 

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.
Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.