Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)
Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.
(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.
(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010
Two or more homosexual males (although sometimes it can involve heterosexual males: you know... the frat house type during a keg party) who engage in a duel with their errect penises.
by cocker90210 July 1, 2011
by A.N. Scriabin November 29, 2007
When two guys masturbate each other until one cums. The one who cums first is the loser and has to submit to the other's demands.
by ajendus December 28, 2010
by sexxxxxxxxxxxxybdoigvnj November 7, 2009
A: What happened last night at the dojo?
B: Nothing really. Dave and John were just having a cock fight.
B: Nothing really. Dave and John were just having a cock fight.
by ChaoticPro March 3, 2021
When two naked men wrestle each other and see who can stick their dick in the other person’s ass first.
Person 1: “Hey Bill, why are you walking strangely?”
Person 2: “Sorry Sam, I lost a cock fight yesterday.”
Person 2: “Sorry Sam, I lost a cock fight yesterday.”
by TheLastDoughnut September 13, 2019