Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

crapulation 

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.

Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.

crapulation by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

copulation 

to be sexually active, to have sexual intercourse.

Nicole loves to copulate with Bryan.

copulation by i dunno March 31, 2003

Copulation 

1. Sex

2. The population of cops in a given area.

1.John: Let's have sex.
Ashton: No.

2.John: Let's smoke.
Ashton: Wait until we're out of Royal Oak.
John: Why nigga?
Ashton: The copulation here is real high.

Copulation by John and Ashton August 5, 2007

copulation rouge 

having sex while you have your period

"so i did copulation rouge the other night, when he pulled out, it looked like he had murdered something with his wang."

copulation rouge by alsey gooden February 11, 2008

self copulation 

(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."

e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.

self copulation by Roland_07 October 4, 2007

premature clapulation 

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.

During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.

premature clapulation by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008