Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.
Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese's and score a few thousand tickets on the skeeball machine and get a 15 year old black & white TV.
by Lee Iacocca July 20, 2004
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a place where you can pay for some cheap entertainment, and catch a contagious disease....
Chuck E. Cheeses is gross-it's the kind of place you take your kids if you hate them

We took Debbie and Biff to Chuck E. Cheese-they spent $30 dollars on Skee-Ball and only won 5 tickets, Biff got into a fight with another kid, and they both have Staph!
by repoed2 July 23, 2009
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When you are not allowed to leave a place because you are to young. Such as at Chuck E. Cheese where you are not allowed to check yourself out without an adult. Teenage girls like to go and often get stuck there.
worker: "Um, i'm sorry but i cant let you leave because your parents have to check you out."

teenage girls: "but we drove ourselves here!!

Other teenage girl: "aw damn we've been Chuck E. Cheesed"
by lohhrahhh March 1, 2008
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Where a kid can be a kid... DUHH or in some cases Where a kid can be a star. And can eat greasy pizza.
Dad: Where is a good place to get rid of the kids?
Mom: At Chuck E Cheese's
Kid: WHERE A KID CAN BE A KIDD.. WOOT :D
hhahaha
by coooolkarmkarm October 6, 2009
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1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.

2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."

3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.
I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.

OR

Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son
by Chuck E Cheese Owner November 22, 2009
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an abomination that combines diarrhea-soaked pizza, disgusting kid playscape and games,a screwy rat thing that fondles you every time you turn around, and horrible horrible kids
Chuck E. Cheese should be flagged for hosting pedophiles who just love to perform pedophile pinatas on little fat fucks called kids that just love to nuzzle it up down you-know-where
by cockslap#1bitches September 8, 2014
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