Chip 'n Dip

A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)

Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was

ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....

by AnonymousDouchebag December 16, 2017

Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 08, 2017

chips n dip

The small amount of damage you take when you block a special move in the Street Fighter franchise

(You're at < 1% health, and I throw a fireball at you..)

"Enjoy the chips n dip buddeh!"

by z3roshot February 19, 2009

Chips with the Dip

1. To have your Chips with a side of Dip

2. Any object or ting accompanied with something extra

Ben stated that he wants his "battry tings with dip".

Drake wants his Chips with the Dip.

by Front End Manager June 15, 2019

Chips with the Dip

1. To have Chips with a side of Dip

2. Any ting or object combined with something extra or luxurious

Ben stated "I want my battry tings with the dip".

Drake wants his Chips with the Dip.

by Front End Manager June 15, 2019

chip dip

when you sneak up to someone-scream "CHIP DIP"- then procede to jab your finger in their ass. Cramming underwear and pants into their asshole

Surprise! CHIP DIP!!!

by Kat Jordan October 14, 2007

chip n dip

a "would you rather" game

chip n dip? "chip"... or "dip"?
skirt or dress? ("dress has easier axcess!")
lights on or off?
whip cream or ice cream?
etc.

by caitrs23 June 14, 2008