Checkmate

What you say when someone has been burnt/roasted. When there's just no coming back, and they have nothing to say in reply. There are no moves remaining.

Sid: Chris, would you mind using at least one of your two brains cells to help me out here?
Chris: aTleAsT I hAvE a BrAiN.
Rithana: Ooof, checkmate.

by SiddyBoo May 31, 2020

CHECKMATED

A word you say to someone when you've won or outsmarted them.

James: You knew I liked her and you kiss her!?

John: hahaha you've been CHECKMATED

by Caleb Cummins March 14, 2022

Checkmate

To turn up to a friend's house uninvited. Since you have travelled all the way there, they feel obliged to invite you in.

Tom: Dick is being boring, I don't think he'll want us to come round.
Harry: Let's just turn up, then he'll be in checkmate.

by mpithytmc January 19, 2019

Checkmate

Checkmate is use to solidify your opinion and/or argument.

Mom: Why can’t you just do your chores!? It’s not that hard, and you’d have less to do if you just started!

Me: WELL! It’s not that easy! I’m retarded. So, CHECKMATE!

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Cred: Drew and Her Mom.

by Jmart.z November 25, 2019

checkmated

When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.

Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."

by Foxlover1 November 13, 2014

Checkmate

Checkmate is a position in Chess, in which a player's king is in a line of attack by an opponent's piece and cannot escape check. Thus, the attacking player wins the game.

Did you know that the quickest possible checkmate in Chess requires four moves only?

"Queen moving from e3 to h6. Checkmate!"

by ŃőřţħĶøŕēăňŁĭvĩŋ' July 27, 2014

Checkmate

To sit next to someone in a bathroom stall and then have a really stinky crap. As with chess, this puts them in a position where they are under direct attack, that cannot be avoided.

“I sat in the stall next to Bob and had a big smelly crap. “Checkmate Bob, checkmate.”

by fiveitguys July 19, 2010