When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .
My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable
by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 19, 2009
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1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois
by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005
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Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off
i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois
by Stu Lieman February 19, 2018
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The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder
Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.
by marlory allegg June 12, 2011
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