When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.
by Chance334 January 31, 2014
Sex in the AM.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) May 1, 2003
When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.
My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.
by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 3, 2011
Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
by dnysgrl4eva June 5, 2011
The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.
by ilovemycremasterfascia January 20, 2012
When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
by E&A January 29, 2006