Bohemian Blowdryer

The Bohemian Blowdryer is when a person gives a male head while blowing air ito the penis causing it to enlarge and possibly explode. Extreme causion should be taken. This entire process causes excruciating pain and death may occur. Have fun

"Hey dude, I heard Matt's cock exploded."
" Yeah. Shelly gave him a Bohemian Blowdryer."

by FecalNuggets May 2, 2010

blowdryer blues

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.

Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.

by zemblanity December 8, 2011

blowdryer bitch

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.

Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022