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Blooming 

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.
Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!
Blooming by Matthew678 January 16, 2019

Bloomington, Minnesota 

A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois.
I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping.

Booning Out

reffers to someone who is completely and utterly unable to hang in social situation. sometimes segregating themselves entirely before events just to try and save face.

to bow out of an otherwise social activity (shots, thc smokage, beer can shotgunning..)

to agree to something until date (or time) of promise only to have change of heart and suddenly neglect responsabilities.
examples..
friend 1: where is Andrew at? i thought we were all taking shots
friend 2: pfft, that guy.. he's booning out

can also be used as an adverb

friend 1: i thought Moe was comming to the show tonight?
friend 2: what can i say? dude booned out

Bloomington-Normal 

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.
“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”
Bloomington-Normal by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Bloomington 

Nestled in "Limestone Country", deep in the heart of South Central Indiana, you'll find Bloomington. Home of Indiana University, Bloomington also earned the "Tree City USA" designation, in 1979. We don't like to brag, but, Bloomington was the location of the last television assembly plant in the US, before RCA's French masters decided to move operations "south of the border". Keeping in tune with nature, Bloomington has adopted an "organic growth strategy," for city planning. Haphazard street nomenclature and numbering are the norm. Just try to get from West 3rd St to East 3rd St, it can't be done. If you got some cash, the East Side is the place for you. Your kids will go to the best schools and you'll have great access to the Mall. It's a transplanted suburbanite's wet dream. If you're in a slightly less money-fied situation, may I suggest either the North or South Side. If you're willing to roll the dice, with respect to your kid's education, the West Side offers you the best real estate value in Bloomington. The-smell-of-freshly-burnt-rubber-from-tires-of-the-truck-driven-by-the-redneck-who's-currently-flipping-you-off, is a strong indicator that you've made it to the West Side. The campus area is predominated by lazy money douchebags who are fixin' to get their comeuppance if they show me the slightest amount of disrespect. Drinking is like a religion with these people.
Bloomington Superlatives:
-The Indiana Hoosiers have won 7 Soccer and 5 Basketball National Championships.
-John "Cougar" Mellencamp is Bloomington's most celebrated resident. Word around town is that he's a total dickhead to everyone with whom he comes in contact.
-The center of US population is a distinction which has not fallen within the incorporated area of any city since it was located in Bloomington, in 1910.
Bloomington by mcstig July 27, 2010

bloomingdale's 

A store with a large selection of popular clothing, accessory, and jewelry brands. Such as; Juicy Couture, Burberry, Chanel, and so much more. It pretty much fits into the category of Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus. It is a little pricey, however, the atmosphere is so great that it's even fun to just shop around and try things on, even if you have no desire to buy them. If you are looking for something in particular however, the employees are very friendly, and helpful. They even have personal shoppers to assist the fashionably helpless/wealthy. It is basically just a great store.
bloomingdale's=love

"I bought my Mademoiselle by Chanel at Bloomingdale's" ;
bloomingdale's by anonymoussss72789 December 24, 2005