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When something is so accurate, it hurts.
"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."
Blasphemy by jiggityjugs July 30, 2013
Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.
"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
Blasphemy by Bucket Life October 16, 2007
a slang term for the word bullshit.
Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Tom:thats blasphemy.
blasphemy by Jacky L January 9, 2008
Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.
Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.
Blasphemy by BarnyRd September 3, 2019
The intent of doing an act that's considered to go with your beliefs with a third-party goes completely against your belief.
Person 1: I'm vegan, but I'm purchasing a vegan food product from a non-vegan food franchise
Person 2: Blasphemy!
blasphemy by Can't find a handle November 13, 2021
To do something out of ordinary ,kind of like playing god or to act like you are. To state false comments about things you dont kno.
Jenny always assumes she knows everything about a certain person ,but yet she knows nothing ,she needs to stop trying to play god and shut up
blasphemy by Shelbs April 9, 2005