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Titty-blinded 

Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
Related Words

Ass blinded 

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
Ass blinded by Frostbain December 19, 2007

Booty Blinded (BB)

Like snow blinded, except with no snow, just a fine piece of ass.
Joe: Hey, did you get problem 12?
Zach: (silent)
Joe: Dude?
Zach: Oh sorry, I was BB, what did you say?
Joe: You're Booty Blinded (BB) a lot, it's becoming a problem...
Booty Blinded (BB) by Tim Galliger January 15, 2011

Bogos Binted 

"Hey just wondering if you got your photos printed?"
"Bogos binted?"
"What"
"👽"
often worn by transgender men, it constricts the breasts into a more flat chested appearance.
although he was physically born a female, he is mentally a male, and uses a binder to flatten his chest.
binder by KadeManic January 19, 2009

Chest Binder

A compression shirt used to bind your breast tissue
I use a chest binder to make my chest look flat
Chest Binder by Nightcore99 October 19, 2016