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Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina
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send him to belize 

Euphemism for "whacking" or "liquidating" a problematic individual or rival. First mentioned by the character Saul Goodman in the popular AMC series"Breaking Bad."
(Saul and Walt are discussing the problem that Hank's investigation is posing)

Walt: What are we going to do about this Hank situation?

Saul: Um, well, you know... you could always... *coughs*... send him to Belize.

Walt: Are you serious?
send him to belize by BBfan August 20, 2013
Be·lov·ed

/bəˈləvəd/ noun·adjective
A beloved is a much adored, treasured, loved one used to define the one whom you affectionately love unconditionally; that in the strongest of devotion, being able to love without the purpose of intercourse, love without any limitations, in having belief in faithfully knowing and cherishing that you and your dearest have certainty in having an unquestioning sincere assurance of; entrusting, faithful, confident, devotion, dedicating, loyal, committing, affectionate, endearing, and truest of love in one another that is constant, unchanging, unconditional, unwearying. A love so sincerely special, true, and genuine that is beyond that of lust, the purest of love.
"She is truly beloved, my beloved, the one whom I believe in faithfully devoting all my love to, to forever cherish, better or for worse, with no limitations, death shall not part us, for in my confident assurance in trusting she too will always be true to me."
Beloved by Leobox3point14159 December 7, 2014

Ranboo my beloved 

A meme created by the fanbase of the Minecraft streamer Ranboo.
Ranboo's Twitch chat: "Ranboo my beloved"

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def
the truest of a divine love that is sacred, constant, unchanging, unconditional, unwearying. A love so sincerely special, true, and genuine that is beyond that of lust, the purest of love.
My beloved, you are the light of my eyes, the beat of my heart.
beloved by thebookofloveboy November 18, 2016

Don't believe the hype 

Ignore the media, marketing, buzz, or rumors around a story, object or person -- it's nothing special. From the 1988 Public Enemy single "Don't Believe The Hype", which fought back against negative press about the band.
"Is the new Star Wars movie any good?"
"Nah, don't believe the hype"