Heron is a cheap shop that sells almost out of date foreign versions of brand names on the cheap, freezer stuff and biscuits essentially.
by Clive Warren March 19, 2009
a big fat sloth that never moves except to get food.
whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum.
also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it.
can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food.
random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems
whenever forced to move, it often complains and feigns injury, similar to the possum.
also believed to reproduce asexualy, which comes as no suprise seen as female members of species do not find it attractive, and refuse to mate with it.
can also be known to snore extremely bad, some believe this to be a call of pain in the sleep from the heron wanting more food.
random fact: scientists believe this Heron to be related to the long existant moobasaurus, which died some millions of years ago due to obsiesity problems
by Pete Carter May 12, 2008
Recreational illegal drug considered to be the worst, most addictive and dangerous of all. Can be bought for well below the price of Heroin or Cheese.
by Jane-O-5 November 18, 2007
"Put me onto heron blunts, sherm or somethin
Took a puff, what the fuck, I turned to punch them"
NAS-Get Down
Took a puff, what the fuck, I turned to punch them"
NAS-Get Down
by fatbeats October 23, 2007
A beautiful girl who is super sweet and funny.
She is always there for you, even if she can be pessimistic sometimes.
I hope you meet a Heron.
She is always there for you, even if she can be pessimistic sometimes.
I hope you meet a Heron.
by HeyyyyyyyyyyyyGurlllllllllllll October 8, 2019
heron: a girl that club hops every thursday , friday and saturday night to see how many numbers she can get or how many guys she can make out with or how many free drinks she can get per night
hey guys is that a rocket?
a M.I.L.F?
a Couger?
or a Heron?
naaa i made out with her lastnight , shes a Heron!
a M.I.L.F?
a Couger?
or a Heron?
naaa i made out with her lastnight , shes a Heron!
by Tim Bresee April 24, 2004