Barista

A hipster that works at Starbucks and serves coffee in uber-cool style that a hipster would.

"I'm afraid of that barista. Too much hipster crap going on."
"Am i wearing my diaper today? I hope so because I have to get some coffee from that barista."
"Hey, when is my hipster coffee going to be ready? May as well go ask that barista."

by SnakeySteve21 November 11, 2012

barista

A female worker in an espresso bar. Related to baristo (male) and baristi (plural)

The barista steamed the milk to make a perfectly frothy cappucino.

by sabertooth May 15, 2006

barista

Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.

Idiot: "I work as a barista".
Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?"
Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks."
Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."

by fubarderby May 25, 2007

Barista

Granola munching, snobby liberal hipster-fags that usually are employed at Starbucks or similar coffee serving venues.

That four eyed Barista fucked up my macchiato again.

by Sortini October 9, 2012

barista

Mexican for know nothing coffee swill serving asshole

Foamy: What the f**k is a barista?

by AErrorist March 13, 2005

barista

anyone who is a part of the BaristaLife family
thebaristalife.com

that guy who made my drink at starbucks def lives the baristalife

by baristalife December 30, 2014

barista

A booty-whore who studies college textbooks and gossips on MySpace when not serving Johns

That barista charged me four dollars for little more than a medium cup of pulverized ice mixed with some powdered flavoring, in addition to a nice shot of her ass whilst bending over to retrieve some whipped cream from the under-counter fridge. She's just an apron-wearing whore

by E b a August 31, 2006