Badly Packed Kebab 

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

Badly Packed Kebab by king simmo October 16, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab 

A slack set of Beef Curtains

Shit! U gunna serve Chilli sauce with that badly packed kebab?

Badly Packed Kebab by JoeyThePerv June 11, 2007

badly stacked kebab 

An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.

The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.

badly stacked kebab by Bunkerbuster October 15, 2006

Badly Packed Kebab 

A vagina which looks fucking foul with dangly pissflaps and stinks like fuck.

Oh mate, she had a minge like a badly packed kebab..

Badly Packed Kebab by M Chantler October 20, 2006

badly filled kebab

A particarly flabby female genetalia.

Going down on her was like eating a badly filled kebab.

badly filled kebab by duno August 20, 2003

Badly drawn account 

Twitter accounts that draw things badly

Hey did you see the badly drawn account new post?

Yeah it's badly drawn but it looks amazing! Brings a smile to my face.

Badly drawn account by beecakes May 26, 2021

badly packed donner 

A very unattractive vagina resembling the great 'I'm pissed, let's get a donner kebab (being drunk is the only way you can physically eat a donner kebab anyway)'

When she pulled down her panties I could see she had a vagina like a badly packed donner!

badly packed donner by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006