The intellectual successor of Aristotle. Her philosophy of Objectivism accurately reflects the facts of reality. Her achievements outweigh any intellectual accomplishments that any philosopher has made. She hoisted the world upon her shoulders; she will save the world from her grave; forever will mankind be indebted to her profound genius.
by The Flying Pickle of Unanimous Doom August 14, 2006
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by JOHN GALT March 26, 2005
n. A horrible writer and a joke of a human being. An unwilling poltical tool and perennial favorite of the marginally intelligent.
Clarence Thomas considered the film-adaptation of Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead" required viewing for his staffers. If that isn't proof positive, then you're a lost cause.
by theblakelvis October 24, 2009
No body likes me. Perhaps I should be like Ayn Rand and hate everyone other than myself, including those I agree with entirely, such as the Libertarian Party.
by CapitolisPig July 04, 2005
Mid-20th century pop-philosopher who first propounded objectivism in a set of rather poorly written cult novels of dubious quality. Her philosophy is founded on unremarkable restatements of the obvious, prizing material achievement, self-centered pride, and unfettered commerce as virtues over love, humility, generosity, and faithfulness. Followers of objectivism, called randroids, tend to be a rude, selfish, condescending bunch, intolerant of anything that does not perfectly match their ultra-naturalist, laissez-faire dogmatism.
"A=A, oh, yes, A=A," the randroid muttered again and again, softly, obsessively, as he cut out heart-shaped pictures of Ayn Rand from a magazine for his objectivist collage showing her to be the pinnacle of human evolution.
by DaVinci March 16, 2005
The Ultra Lesbian of past generations. Ayn Rand is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite her extreme mediocrity. Her amazing lack of common sense combined with her ability to run around the page like a five-year-old without her meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of society. Her trite and obvious observations contain no intelligent thought process and often appeal to people with short attention spans and fags.
this is the definition of Ayn Rand
and it so accurate
this is the definition of Ayn Rand
and it so accurate
by Cleanpie October 06, 2010