Also known as Arizona State University. This fine school for the mentally challenged only admits sluts and men with small penises. All students at ASU excel in receiving wooping GPAs no higher than 1.9 because in the words of their founder, Richard Simmons, "here at ASU, we under achieve with style!" Most male clubs at this school promote gay sex while most women at this school have 87% of the total STDs in the United States. A cool place to go to college if you're a tard.
"Hey man, guess what?"
"What dude?"
"I got in to ASU!"
"Wow...you must be a real fucking idiot!"
"Yeah, I really am!"
"I don't want to be your friend anymore..."
"Will you be my boyfriend?"
"Get out of my house...."
"What dude?"
"I got in to ASU!"
"Wow...you must be a real fucking idiot!"
"Yeah, I really am!"
"I don't want to be your friend anymore..."
"Will you be my boyfriend?"
"Get out of my house...."
by whodatgurl May 16, 2010
ASU is an abbreviation for Arizona State University, located in the the state of Arizona spanning over multiple large campuses.
ASU is:
Home to the Arizona Sun Devils!!!
Ranked top innovative school in the US.
Well known for kicking Wildcat butt!
Also known for being a party school, but who doesn't like a good party!
Best university in Arizona!
ASU is:
Home to the Arizona Sun Devils!!!
Ranked top innovative school in the US.
Well known for kicking Wildcat butt!
Also known for being a party school, but who doesn't like a good party!
Best university in Arizona!
by Marie83 January 12, 2017
Air Support Unit
Often used by Police across the world to refer to their helicopter unit that supports them during duty.
Often used by Police across the world to refer to their helicopter unit that supports them during duty.
by TobyCarveryLover June 10, 2010
Not to be mistaken with the Arizona State University. Asu is a Javanese swear word with and its literal meaning is dog, but it can be used as an insult with a similar meaning to bitch.
by EinMann June 7, 2020
by phillip caine October 24, 2008
ASU stomped on some Cats in their win Saturday in Tempe.
ASU baseball has capture 5 National Championships.
Maroon and Gold baby!
Arizona State University is the real ASU!
ASU baseball has capture 5 National Championships.
Maroon and Gold baby!
Arizona State University is the real ASU!
by Chizhi Worm April 28, 2009
A computer/computer parts company located in Taiwan.
A virgin reference a person can make to Among Us (e.g: A SUS PERSON)
A virgin reference a person can make to Among Us (e.g: A SUS PERSON)
1,
A: Yo! Like my new PC? It's an ASUS PC!
B: That's sick! Let's play Valorant!
2,
A: Yo! I got a new ASUS PC!
B: lol a-sus u so sussy amogus sussy balls
A: kill yourself
A: Yo! Like my new PC? It's an ASUS PC!
B: That's sick! Let's play Valorant!
2,
A: Yo! I got a new ASUS PC!
B: lol a-sus u so sussy amogus sussy balls
A: kill yourself
by Zewen E January 24, 2022