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A person who revs their engine really loudly in a public area just to show off.
Car: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM GVFHBHYUFJFTYFUYGUFUFTYFUYFSYUGEGQFREFSBNCNJDJAZHSUDCIISOODEJDBCHJBSJS BDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM SPLORPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jerry: man what a fucking asswipe
asswipe by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022
1. A stupid individual you can't stand
2. Another term for an asshole
3. A brown-noser. Someone who is a teacher's pet or stuck up someone's ass.
1.Becky's boob ain't that big, she is such an asswipe.
2. What an asswipe.
3. Why don't you get your head out of Mr. Smith's ass, you asswipe.
asswipe by nay April 12, 2004
Generally used as a strong swear, Asswipe basically means that you are a worthless person used to wipe other people's asses. Thus meaning that you are a worthless piece of shit.
*playing Halo*
Guy 1: Ok, go get the Flag.
Guy 2: Fine. *gets on warthog*
*Guy 2 is killed by a Headshot*
Guy 1: My God! You fucking suck you Asswipe!
Asswipe by CristWiiSquire October 15, 2008
an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...
hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....
asswipe by king a December 6, 2006
A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.
A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!
asswipe by blahhhtastic October 16, 2008
Pertaining to the word of a piece of toilet paper, this is used executively as an insult constantly in North America. The word uses the defenition of mostly the immatury of others.
"Your a total Asswipe dude"
or
"Dude, i filled a giant asswipe yesterday!"
Asswipe by Cody Hesse January 25, 2009