Assmunch

Residue left between your ass cheeks when you can’t or don’t wipe you asshole clean

As my boyfriend lance spread my ass cheeks open to toss my salad, he found my bunghole was covered with a lot of dirty smelly assmunch.

by Queefsniffer69 April 1, 2023

assmunch

A word used to describe someone that you dislike. An individual who on occasion likes to eat someones's ass.

That wife beater Joe Cicatello is such an ass muncher

by Vivien June 21, 2005

Oh, Jean. You're such an assmunch.

by UnknownPersonal July 24, 2015

by Just Me August 24, 2003

n. One who is greatly disliked. A complete @#$%ing idiot jackass. Your basic dickwad.

Look at that dude's hair. He looks like a total assmunch

by k-$$$ July 19, 2003

someone who likes to eat assholes.

mike: i have to go to work today.
john: oh really? what do you do.
mike: i munch asses.
john: oh so your an assmuncher?
mike: yup.

by imammesofuckyou August 30, 2009

someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....

This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .

by silveradoboyjoe June 17, 2010