ass monkey

Small monkey like creatures the size of leprichauns who crawl around your ass while your asleep. ass monkeys usually wedgie guys in tighty whites or chicks wearing g's or thongs. As monkers are also the reason lint appears in your ass. If you capture an ass monkey it will play poker with you.

*Chick* I got such a wedgie last night
*guy* Me to, I blame ass monkeys
*Chick* You were tighy whites? You a fag nerd

ass monkey by PAki chan June 9, 2005

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ass monkey

1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy

2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.

1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah.

2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey

ass monkey by TheGeniousRock May 11, 2016