"Alien Space Bats," an utterly ridiculous deus ex machina, usually mentioned ironically as an explanation for some completely implausible event in althist.

Per Wiki, the term was coined by the late Alison Brooks on the usenet group soc.history.what-if to debunk the idea that Germany could have ever successfully invaded the United Kingdom during World War II.
In my next novel, Iraq wins the war and Saddam makes passionate love to the First Lady on the steps of the Library of Congress... or is that too ASBs?
by Hunter Thompson August 9, 2010
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Amazing story bro. For when CSB doesn't really get across how sarcastic you are being about the intresting nature of a story.
Emma: "I can't get to sleep with those birds chirping all the time!"
Jake: "ASB."
by andreh January 3, 2011
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ASB (an acronym for "Associated Student Bodies") is an adult furry comic book about a lion who gets involved into an unrealistic gay relationship. ASB is very popular among furs, since it's about love and, more important, life. It features adult content, but certainly isn't adult-centristic. Highly recommended for anyone, no matter what gender and orientation you are. It's just cool.
That Danny-lion from ASB is just cool! Give me more of him! :)
by Wildy February 8, 2005
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When you find a girl who's a 7/10 but you wait for that 8/10 then you wit again for a 9/10. So basically you always want something better. You have ASBS.
by Manny007 January 19, 2015
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Joe you fucking ASB...get the fuck away from your fucking computer programs and let's fucking go bang some fucking bitches, motherfucker. Fucking fuck fucker, put that fucking shit down!
by Nick D April 14, 2003
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