Arkansas 

The place where double yellow lines are just "guidelines."

Trucker From Texas: What does a double yellow line mean in Arkansas?

Lady: What?

Trucker From Texas: It means NOTHING!

Arkansas by notreallysee? January 22, 2012

arkansas 

Arkansas became the 25th state on June 15, 1836; not to be confused with Kansas, which became the 34th state January 29, 1861. Also, most residents of central, southern and eastern Arkansas are of ethnic descent; primarily, Hispanic and African. Northern Arkansas, while scenic, is significantly more populated than the capitol in Little Rock.

In short, stfu retard because it's not redneck and empty. It's not Iowa.

Today on the news a man raped and killed 5 women before he was caught selling crack downtown.

arkansas by marco March 21, 2005

Arkansas 

Arkansas is perpetually boring, ignored when it comes to concert locations, full of Protestants like the rest of the Bible Belt, and is one of those states that nobody thinks of when naming the fifty states. Good place to retire, bad place to live if you're a child/teen/young person.

"So there's California, New York, Texas, Alaska, Hawaii...um"

"Oh, don't forget the Utah, Iowa, Arkansas, and Wyoming."

"Yeah, those too. I always forget about them."

Arkansas by Amme February 18, 2013

arkansas 

it came before kansas by 9 states, therefore it should not be viewed as a permutation of kansas. its pronunciation comes from the combination of indian tribe names that make up the state's official name. sure, not many people here know how to pronounce things correctly (they often add syllables and unnecessary plurality), but give them credit where credit is due: pig sooie, woo!

"Whach you do last nigh?"
"Drunk myssef some beeruh"

"Whach you doin' today?"
"Imma goin' to Wal-Marts"

arkansas by arkansan, beotch. April 16, 2005

Arkansas 

Home of Freedom County and God's America

Arkansas by dorm_dude August 15, 2003

Arkansas 

the worlds biggest field with a few trees and big hills

Arkansas by english cynic September 26, 2003

Arkansas 

Quite potentially the worst of the 50 states of the United States of America. A red state and home of the Red Wolves (formerly the Indians) and more meth addicts than you can shake a stick at. Contrary to what others have said, anyone who has been to, lived in or knows anything about Arkansas can confirm that the state is comprised mostly of redneck hicks, zealots and republicans (often if one is one of these things, they’re the other two as well).

Despite this, the state actually is quite beautiful, earning its name, “The Natural State” quite fairly.

Arkansas is a very beautiful state. Its people, not so much.

Arkansas by Nalyd Enash July 8, 2018