plans

what people say they need to make because they want to look cool for having friends.

often written in a facebook status...makes you look like a loser.

plans? hit me upp

damn rain ruined my plans

making plansss(:

by ilovemockingpeople June 29, 2010

plans

What a girl tells you when she's either going on a date with another guy, or pretending to in order to blow you off/let you know she's not interested.

Oh Friday's not good, I have plans. I have plans for the weekend too.

by Dantes April 10, 2008

The Plan

A terrorist organization which was founded by the famous uk islamist "Ali Coksal Larsen".

A: Did you see Ali Larsen newest propaganda speech at Leicester square?
B: No I would never take part in a salafistic activity

The Plan is mainly located in Ashford and London and cause a lot of trouble for uk citizens. They usually gather a lot in White Willow Close, Ashford

by Joe_Sterling January 10, 2020

The Plan

A terrorist organization which was founded by "Ali Larsen" aka "Gross Gore"

Did you see that bomb that was planted by Ryan Nettleship? Yes he did it in the name of the plan.

by PLANNER1234 November 9, 2019

Plan A

A: The unfailing manly response to an incoherent active stimuli.
B: Shooting wildly into the jungle after hearing a twig snap.

Man 1: I just heard a noise over there, what should we do?
Man 2: PLAN A!!!!

by mrgablesreality June 2, 2011

the “plan”

Your plan to commit suicide

you know what you want to do
You have the “plan” and all you need to do is do it

by Quickloans666 November 18, 2017

Plan A

A discreet and hilarious way to talk about anorexia. Linked closely with Plan B, or bulimia

I tried plan A but I needed to have something in my mouth, so I turned to plan B.

by Monty James November 22, 2004