YONS the acronym for "You Obviously Need Satan"
Person 1: I need someone to talk to...
Person 2: YONS bro.
by DrekEternal March 6, 2014
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short miget that likes the cock
hey ur a yons
by jack April 29, 2003
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1. Anything and everything refering to anything

2. A famous comedian in the band "tripod"
why dont you go yon it you yonhead

what a yonface

i needa take a yon

get up that yon and just goren it

oh what a yonsen.
by annonman February 23, 2008
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Academically acceptable slang for "vagina", derived from the term "yonic", meaning of or pertaining to the vagina.
Girl: I hate you.
Guy #1: You're a bitch.
Guy#2: OOOOoooOOOooo Stick THAT in your yon.
by mateoenfuego October 7, 2008
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Commonly used in Wigan (and other areas in Lancashire and Yorkshire), England. Meaning: him over there.
What's yon mon up to?
by Wigan Mon March 30, 2004
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Fi·let Mi·gnon
Noun, Pronunciation Key - fi-ley min-yonz, min-yonz Definition - A small, tender round of steak cut from the thick end of a beef tenderloin. Spelling mistakes occur when extremely drunk and/or incredibly stupid.
I just went to Ruth Chris' Steakhouse and had the best flamming yon ever!
by Gary Castaldo January 24, 2007
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