you are an alpha
by aaronisasimp November 07, 2020
Get the alphamug. by matt October 16, 2004
Get the alphamug. The first letter of the Greek alphabet, used to denote the first or foremost item of a set, for example by biologists to refer to the highest ranking in a social group of animals. More recently, out of the MRA cesspool leaked a travesty of this concept, applying it to (exclusively male) humans. Used by overgrown boys to refer to themselves, as apposed to everybody else being a beta, a cuck, or a peasant. Fancy themselves kings of the world because they got laid once, or at least claim to have been. Completely fall apart the second someone questions their weak charade of masculinity. Sure sign of an infantile dipshit and/or massive douche.
I was like, I am the alpha male I get to fuck all the bitches, and you are just a weak beta cuck. Anyway, the dentist said it will take two or three more sessions to fix this.
by toomuchBS February 04, 2018
Get the alphamug. n. the leader of a given fraternity. Usually seen in the frat picture wearing Lacoste shorts and shirt with a Ralph Lauren sports coat, Gucci sunglasses, and holding a cat. He is usually sweet as fuck.
by Col. Hans Landa August 01, 2011
Get the alphamug. 
Get the alphamug. when one shows mega dominance over others, and appears more powerful than may meet the eye. alpha's tend to be arrogant, however everyone wants to be the alpha!
by youeboom123 May 30, 2021
Get the alphamug. <Smack> Happy birthday, my alpha!
<RotoTiki> Dude! You remembered! My bitch girlfriend didn't remember!
<RotoTiki> Dude! You remembered! My bitch girlfriend didn't remember!
by WordMastar June 30, 2003
Get the alphamug.