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That guys is so alchy
Alchy by FireAtWill69420 March 20, 2022

Alchy Face 

The face and physical appearance of an achy that has drank copious amounts of booze, liquor, wine, beer, and spirits for some years - and the effects are showing.

You can spot a person like this a mile away.

Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.
Hutch staggered off his recliner after slamming a forty ounce. He took a huge puff off his pipe packed with Oxy's, then barely made it to the bathroom to vomit.

He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.
Alchy Face by jrubadub July 26, 2010

Alchy Uncle

A person you always bring enough alcohol for a party but ends up chugging it all themselves to impress other chicks.
Ben brought ten beers, but ended up drinking all of them to impress sarah. Now he's blowing chunks in the bathroom. Such and Alchy Uncle.
Alchy Uncle by Kush Mama Ciga October 4, 2017

Alchy-Ho 

Pronounced Al-Kee-Ho. Any alcoholic female that goes to bars just to whore around and get any/all the men to buy her drinks. Usually an early 30's single mom that goes to the bar after working all week with no intention of going home with a guy because she has to go home and be with her kids, but she will never turn down a drink.
I bought the Alchy-Ho drinks all night, then when she found I was out of money she got up and moved on to the next guy.

Alchy Baby 

Someone who is very inexperienced in drinking beverages containing alcohol.
"Audrey have you ever drank alcohol?"
"Noooooo, I haven't..."
"Ooohhhh so you're a little alchy baby aren't ya?"
Alchy Baby by Connaa May 2, 2019

fetal alchy 

a person that has birth defects attributed to fetal alcohol syndrome (wierd eyes, malformed body, unusual mental processes)

these people sometimes run in packs known as "alchy packs"
"There's a prime example of a fetal alchy"
fetal alchy by EeeBbb March 31, 2006