Adobeism

- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.

The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "

Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."

Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"

Person A "Adobeism."

Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "

by DocMcDupps June 24, 2019

Adobe

(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.

1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!

2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!

by Robyn Milktoast December 18, 2008

Adobe

An "Adobe" is when a person uses their fecal matter as lube when giving a hand job.

Mo's mother gives the most foul smelling adobe jobs.

by JHM/TWJ November 29, 2010

ADOB

Attention Deficit...Ooh, Butterfly!

Kyle: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Neil: I have Attention Deficit...Ooh, Butterfly! *chase*
Kyle: Wtf, ADOB...

by Skelectory May 8, 2009

Adobe

Adobe is a computer software company that makes products for everyday things (animating: Adobe Flash, PDF's: Adobe Acrobat, etc.).

It is really pricey to get products from Adobe.

by NARbluebird June 1, 2018

Adobe

Something you won't find in Nairobi.

You won't find any ADOBE here in NAIROBI, but we do have some spectacular hotels.

by AdobeInNairobi November 5, 2009

Adobe

A company that will eventually make every program and take over the computing industry

"Who Makes that"
--"Adobe, who else!"

by Shaun Speers June 5, 2005