ambushed paddington 

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

ambushed paddington by playa hater February 24, 2004

diarrhea ambush 

A sudden attack of violent diarrhea.

"I went to White Castle for the first time and got an enormous diarrhea ambush that night!"

diarrhea ambush by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

paddington ambush by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

shampoo ambush 

Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.

"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."

shampoo ambush by The Forrest Fire September 23, 2007

Ambush 

A group of traps

"There was an ambush at the anime expo"

Ambush by LitenAlskare September 22, 2017

Giant Ambush Beetle 

When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.

*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*

Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(

Giant Ambush Beetle by Megan Fox! June 21, 2009

kiosk ambush 

the act of being set upon by an overly agressive sales rep at a mall kiosk peddling the usual trinkets (perfume, trendy toys etc.)

I was walking through the Paramus Park mall minding my own business when I was kiosk ambushed.

kiosk ambush by dunnro1 January 7, 2008