River is a cool guy but is also usually a heartbreaker. He’s usually shy but definitely not on Snapchat! They are funny but also very confusing. VERY HOT!!!! Nice guy but sometimes changes the way he acts around certain people... they usually have a really really big heart:) just don’t let em play you.
Did you see the guy? He’s so hot! He’s such a River!
by Sksksskdefinition August 19, 2019
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a place where kids in the Cochella Valley hang out because there is practically nothing to do here.

usually now overcrowed with little kids who look like little whores, hxc kids, or emos.
on a friday night.

girl one: "hmm so going to the river tonight?"
girl two: "yeah i guess what else is there to do?"
by Zoé ™ December 2, 2005
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In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.
I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.
by The Man May 10, 2004
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An Irish boy's name. He is a very hot, handsome, and sexy boy. All girls love him, and he is very friendly to everybody. Also some people may not like him, but those people he does not like back.
Girl#1: Man that Rivers's so hot.
Girl#2: I totally agree.
by cutiegrl4437 April 28, 2009
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River is a very kind and sweet human. She loves to write, exercise, and learn Japanese. She has an obsession with MCR and anything to do with outer space. She hates her body but encourages others to love theirs. She loves cats and aliens and music. She can’t eat spicy food. She loves boba tea. She loves life and wants to exist happily. She has a stuffed dog she loves

River is sad but still gorgeous

River is me.
River is just writing this to improve her self esteem
by InsertPseudonymHereLol May 17, 2019
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"I'm dating Rivers"
"Really?! You're so lucky!"
by Nichole R. September 1, 2008
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An extremely sexy american boy. All girls love him and all guys want to be him. He is always the most popular person in the crowd.
by thebeast000 July 8, 2011
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