Noun.
A small utopia located North West of Indianapolis. it is a bubble of old money, fancy cars, Lacrosse moms, Labradoodles, and the most passive-aggresive people you will ever encounter. It is pretty much the whitest place ever.
Religion: Catholicism, Presbyterian, Lacrosse, Soccer, and Judaism (like .2%).
Crime: Rare. Legit said in police report "called police on neighbors for being "mean""
Student Extracurriculars: heavy drug-use- weed, meth, cocaine, drinking, cheating on tests, going to places other than Zionsville, sports- football (it's awful), track, swimming, and LACROSSE
A small utopia located North West of Indianapolis. it is a bubble of old money, fancy cars, Lacrosse moms, Labradoodles, and the most passive-aggresive people you will ever encounter. It is pretty much the whitest place ever.
Religion: Catholicism, Presbyterian, Lacrosse, Soccer, and Judaism (like .2%).
Crime: Rare. Legit said in police report "called police on neighbors for being "mean""
Student Extracurriculars: heavy drug-use- weed, meth, cocaine, drinking, cheating on tests, going to places other than Zionsville, sports- football (it's awful), track, swimming, and LACROSSE
Zionsville, Indiana is so freakin' white.
Thanks to Zionsville, Indiana, I didn't realize until college that some people aren't passive-aggressive.
If Zionsville, Indiana likes to think it is better than Carmel, how come we copy their snow days & roundabouts?
Thanks to Zionsville, Indiana, I didn't realize until college that some people aren't passive-aggressive.
If Zionsville, Indiana likes to think it is better than Carmel, how come we copy their snow days & roundabouts?
by 317K1N July 23, 2018
10th degree Karen, or “Uber Karen”. This is the highest level of achievement on the Karen Scale. A derivative of the slang term Karen, meaning busybody or hypocritical well-to-do Mom who seeks drama and complains about things that don’t have any implications to her. Preceded by “Zionsville”, a snobbish town in Indiana where racism and classism is hidden behind a veil of midwestern pleasantry.
Zionsville Karen 1 - “This meeting of Zionsville Karen’s is called to elect a new Grand Karen.”
Zionsville Karen 2 - “Could I talk to the manager here PLEASE?! I think some of the voters are not from Zionsville. IF I don’t win, I’d like to see a recount.”
Zionsville Karen 2 - “Could I talk to the manager here PLEASE?! I think some of the voters are not from Zionsville. IF I don’t win, I’d like to see a recount.”
by toooldtobehere August 28, 2022