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Noun.

A small utopia located North West of Indianapolis. it is a bubble of old money, fancy cars, Lacrosse moms, Labradoodles, and the most passive-aggresive people you will ever encounter. It is pretty much the whitest place ever.

Religion: Catholicism, Presbyterian, Lacrosse, Soccer, and Judaism (like .2%).

Crime: Rare. Legit said in police report "called police on neighbors for being "mean""

Student Extracurriculars: heavy drug-use- weed, meth, cocaine, drinking, cheating on tests, going to places other than Zionsville, sports- football (it's awful), track, swimming, and LACROSSE
Zionsville, Indiana is so freakin' white.

Thanks to Zionsville, Indiana, I didn't realize until college that some people aren't passive-aggressive.

If Zionsville, Indiana likes to think it is better than Carmel, how come we copy their snow days & roundabouts?
by 317K1N July 23, 2018
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