Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.
Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"
by Dick Splash September 20, 2003
Someone of European decent, traits attributed to white people are pointy noses, lack of ability to eat anything spicier than water, lighter skin color, ignorance, belief that they are superior to others, belief that they are an oppressed group, oppressive group, affinity for having sex with animals, having sex with relatives, belief they are many different races, little to no ass, love of Starbucks, love of uggs, nasally voice, condescending, distrust of Black People, distrust of Arab People, distrust of Hispanic People, love of Asian Women, lack of basic hygiene, lack of knowledge of when to wear shoes or not, lack of ability to spell in their own languages, hatred of people who spell better than them, inability to dance, quickly jumping to the conclusion that one's parents must be killed because one was not given an X-Box AND PlayStation, denying tragedies occurred such as the holocaust, love of quinoa, love of gluten free products, claiming "I'm not racist but...(something racist)", claiming one is not racist as one has a black friend, deciding what's best for the poor, complaining about controlling only most of instead of all of the world, lack of lips, either being too PC or not even close to being PC enough, love of perpetuation of stereotypes towards oppressed peoples and most importantly of all the complete lack of knowledge of anything outside of their tiny white social circles.
person 1:"Yeah, so I'm 2.62% Cherokee, 67.78232% British, 34.74832% German and so many other things, I'm so diverse."
Innocent bystander:"Fucking "white" person...."
Innocent bystander:"Fucking "white" person...."
by ProffRyan June 5, 2015
A human being whose dermis relatively lacks eumelanin and is relatively abundant in pheomelanin. With respect to much ambiguity between ideal and unreal ethnic polarities, such as the more olive skin of Mediterannean and Middle-Eastern in comparison to Norweigians and Irish, or the ambiguity in mixed ethnicities such as the Portuguese-African genetic descendents of Cape Verde or Spanish-English Welsh of southern England, the criterion for a person being considered white may be best considered as simply the ratio of light-coloured pheomelanin to dark-coloured eumelanin.
It's REAL cold in New Brunswick, kid, so you best not be pheomelanin-recessive, my white person, or bring yo Vitamin D supplements, cuz. This tundra ish ain't Zanzibar.
by PredatorEditor October 26, 2009
by Targetcut January 10, 2014
by 1 December 27, 2003
A person that is caucasian most likely or albino... or just doesnt get out enough to get a tan. Usually american or British. Not too easy to be racist against caucasians. Words such as honky and cracka just arent insulting!
by Oz January 18, 2005
Any person who considers him or herself as "white", and, who is considered as "white" by a substantial number of other persons who consider themselves as "white", and who generally functions as "white" in all places at all times.
It appears that being "white" is a result of what one has the ability to 'do' in addition to what has done to them.
For example, logically speaking a "White" person has the abilty to practice White supremacy/racsim, while at the same time cannot be subject to that same system of mistreatment on the basis of "Color".
Being "white" seems to have little to do with appearance. Since there are millions of people who are classified as "white" that have darker skin than people classified as 'non-white'.
For example, logically speaking a "White" person has the abilty to practice White supremacy/racsim, while at the same time cannot be subject to that same system of mistreatment on the basis of "Color".
Being "white" seems to have little to do with appearance. Since there are millions of people who are classified as "white" that have darker skin than people classified as 'non-white'.
by Winston Wolfe February 15, 2005