what the deuce

A generalized inquiry as to the nature or overall well-being of someone or something.

What the deuce are my keys doing in the toilet, again?

by james007ssagent June 22, 2010

WHAT THA DEUCE!

Appropriate response when an act, event, opinion, or statement is stupid, and/or ridiculous, doesn't make sense or is just plain fucked up.

KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?....I'm having laser hair removal!!

RED: WHAT THA DEUCE!

by wudupyo11 December 5, 2009

What the deuce?

An expression made by the most iconic gay cartoon character.

Stewie Griffin. Stewie Griffin uses the expression "what the deuce?"

by MaxGriffin March 22, 2017