A girl who looks like her mother was Wynonna Judd, and her father was a Blue Whale. Also, Stephen Anderson's latest piece of ass.
by Nikkita Spanxxx June 22, 2005
Whaley is a small town located near the A6. The "hard" people from Whaley are normally very posh. If you want loads of free stuff I advise you go to Sunlan. The population mainly consists of posh twats and hipsters. Definitions for the hipsters of Whaley is too "mainstream"
by Chavlyf November 28, 2013
by M107 July 11, 2008
When a junior varsity football player replaces an injured Varsity player and tells everyone they have been moved to varsity when in reality have been subjected to normal rules of a depth chart.
Bill got hurt and now Matt has the Whaley Syndrome, hasn't stopped bragging about playing for him on varsity all week.
by Snydromedoc September 20, 2009
hott male , usually always with his friends or playing fortnite but you better watch he’ll snatch up your whale 🐳 description: soft/smootthhh blond hair wears the kakies with the vineyard vines t-shirt typical white boy🤪🤪 he never passes up on a dare he might even sneak in your back yard and jump in your pool. over all cutie🤪, if you ever get a mason whaley you might need him later on to make you smile he’ll never fail.
by djwjwjxucf April 1, 2018
home of the 3 local hard-cases: charmer, crusher and brute people you don, want to fuck with they will "chop your tits off, fry them up infront of you then eat them" if not them will "smack you 9 times to the nose" or in the brutes case just simply "knock you the fuck out"
if you come to whaley on a vacation expect the charm of the charmer to work on you and you will fall in love immediately or if not you will feel the pain of the crusher and the bone also expect to see some of the local nits from a few towns over lying on the floor unconscious when you come to whaley bridge. have a nice stay you taxal teste tickling whaley willy worshipers.
if you come to whaley on a vacation expect the charm of the charmer to work on you and you will fall in love immediately or if not you will feel the pain of the crusher and the bone also expect to see some of the local nits from a few towns over lying on the floor unconscious when you come to whaley bridge. have a nice stay you taxal teste tickling whaley willy worshipers.
by WhaleyHardMen March 3, 2020
Desmond James whaley is worse than Desmond whaley because he never takes care of his dog and should be ashamed for it. r.i.p M&M for the future (he not dead but for when he die cos we know it coming up"
by A.I.R News May 30, 2021