A college prep boarding school in Simsbury CT. This school seems extravagant and supportive but in reality, those aspects have been completely thrown away with the new headmaster. It has not even been two months and 8 students have withdrawn already. The community is amazing, that is if you don’t count the four stuck up deans and the inconsistant, ignorant headmaster. Their sports teams also suck and are going way downhill, just like the school itself. This may also be because all athletes do is smoke weed all day everyday because if they are on a varsity sport, they could never get in trouble! If you’re planning on sending your kid here, don’t, wait till Mrs. White and the 4 deans are gone.
“Hey did you hear what’s happening at Westminster School”
“Yes that schools sucks it’s going way downhill”
“Yes that schools sucks it’s going way downhill”
by Westysucks October 24, 2023
Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.
Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023
Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.
Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023