The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
by alex1010 May 21, 2009
"I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.
by MadHatter123 August 21, 2008
A manwhore who flirts with your girlfriend when you aren't around
by Dr. Rip Vonpeniswrinkle August 2, 2009
Charles: Oh my god he's married to someone on facebook! What a tool!
Brian: I know he's such a Vince.
Brian: I know he's such a Vince.
by KittyCatCatCatKat August 15, 2006
The type of guy that has his tits sagging more than a potato sack and he also looks like dora the explorers cousin, DIEGO
He also gets more head than a prostitute.
He also gets more head than a prostitute.
by Your Mom's middle HOLE December 22, 2019
by Neear February 19, 2015